Jerry Roberts

Poor Lad
Jerry was abused as a kid and now hes all alone. His father was a drunk and his mother was a prostitute. Growing up Jerry had no friends, besides a retard named Myles. But in his early 30's, he bombed a synagogue. He was remembered as a hero, and sainted by the holy church in Rome. His remains currently lie beneath multiple holy sites, including the Notre Dame, the Sistine Chapel, and even the One Trade Center.